All this dodgy product at $19 per product - amazing value as some of this range retails for $40!
Dodgy Bastards, the creators of this fine, New Zealand made range have been involved in Trilogy NZ for many years so they really know their stuff.
They use Bay Rum to enfuse a wonderful smell and health giving properties to their range of natural hair and skincare products for men. It’s a distillate from the oils of the berries and leaves of the West Indies Bay Tree, and yes, once upon a time drinkable rum was made from the leaves. In fact, back in the 16th and 17th centuries in the Caribbean, rum was an accepted currency, even being used to pay wages. Sailors used to rub the leaves of the Bay Rum tree on their bodies to hide the stench of not washing for weeks out at sea.
Luckily we now have showers so we can just enjoy the smell because its great. Dodgy Bastard have added some citrus and spice oils to recreate the famous historic aroma. Bay rum oil is a classic, timeless mens fragrance and has been used in hair tonics for hundreds of years as it is known for its ability to stimulate the scalp and encourage hair growth. After centuries of refinement it is now a wonderful distinctive woody, sweet, and spicy scent. Manly and warm.
The range includes -
Bay Rum Hair and Skin Tonic 100ml - 100% Natural. Ingredients: Pure Grain Alcohol, Kapiti Aqua (water), Bay Rum Fragrance 100% natural
Bay Rum Beard Oil 50mls contains Coconut Oil to condition and moisturise, anti-inflammatory and antiseptic Calendula Oil, Hemp Seed Oil to alleviate dryness and itching and Grape Seed Oil to battle acne and combat beard-ruff. Bloody hell, is there anything this Beard Oil doesn’t do?
Ingredients: Caprylic/Capric triglyceride (derived from coconut), Grape Seed Oil, Calendula Oil, Cold Pressed Hemp Seed Oil, Cold pressed extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Bay Rum Fragrance
Bay Rum Shave Soap 100gms This soap is made of natural soapy ingredients and also a good squirt of goats milk. Come individually wrapped in a page from a vintage playboy magazine. Ingredients: Water, Vegetable Glycerine, Sodium Sterate, Sorbitol, Sodium Laura, Pro-pylene Glycol, Sodium Laureth, Goats Milk, Sodium Laurel Sulphate, Sodium Chloride, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Titanium Dioxide, Bay Rum Fragrance
Bay Rum Tashe and Hair Wax 50gms Wanna moustache like Salvador Dali? Sticky-up hair like Ronaldo? This is a seriously stiff bees wax and arabic gum Bay Rum wax that will keep your hair or mo rigid like a rigid thing. And boy, it smells good. For those that are inventive with their hair. Ingredients: Castor Seed Oil, Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Shea Nut Butter, Natural Vitamin E, Bay Rum Fragrance
Bay Rum Tattoo Balm 100gms Unlike a lot of tattoo balms and creams, DODGY BASTARD Tattoo Balm is PETROLEUM FREE. Quite frankly, it’s mental to use petroleum jelly as it clogs the pores and what you really need to heal without scabbing and irritation that will spoil the clean lines of your tattoo is OXYGEN. We’ve also thrown in some of our favourite magical healing ingredient, Manuka Honey. Use during and after tattooing. Use even when you’re all healed and it will keep your ink looking bright and sharp.Ingredients: Sesame Oil, Bees Wax, White Organic Coconut Oil, Cold Pressed Hemp Seed Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Pumpkin Seed Oil, Kiwi Seed Oil, Calendula Oil, St Johns Wort Oil, Manuka Honey
Sex Oil 200mls Apply it to wherever and whatever tickles your fancy and DODGY BASTARD guarantees your sex will be just that little bit more amazing. It’s 100% natural and it’s full of stuff that’s truly good for you. It could even be life changing…